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Excuses...



Heard any excuses lately...?

Here are a few that have been muttered by some of the players at the Tennis Centre....

If you have heard any - email the Webmaster

   
  It was the fish....
  Can't play well in the morning...
  Can't play well in the afternoon - (same person )
 
At night the lights bother me - (same person)
  My eyes are adjusted
  The wind keeps blowing my balls
  My massuese rubbed me too hard
  My racket is crooked
  My toenail got stuck in my shoe
  Match arranged on Tuesday. Called on Wednesday to say that he couldn't play on Friday... he was going to be ill!
   
   
   

Page updated:- 26 December, 2007

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