Heard any excuses lately...?
Here are a few that have been muttered by some of the players at the Tennis Centre....
If you have heard any - email the Webmaster
|It was the fish....|
|Can't play well in the morning...|
|Can't play well in the afternoon - (same person )|
At night the lights bother me - (same person)
|My eyes are adjusted|
|The wind keeps blowing my balls|
|My massuese rubbed me too hard|
|My racket is crooked|
|My toenail got stuck in my shoe|
|Match arranged on Tuesday. Called on Wednesday to say that he couldn't play on Friday... he was going to be ill!|
Page updated:- 26 December, 2007
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